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Ray Haren was the first and only Lord High Mayor of Haren, having served in that role since the nation's independence in 1996. The official website states that Ray was elected to the post by unanimous vote, "possibly because of the fact he is just entirely too wonderful." Although in reality, he appointed himself to the post. Immediately after being elected, Ray claimed supreme monarchy-style powers and abolished all future elections to ensure his appointment for life. As Lord High Mayor, Ray possessed the authority to issue "immediate corporal punishment." This severely limited freedom of the press in Haren, as anyone who spoke badly about Ray was subject to untold physical punishment. | Ray Haren was the first and only Lord High Mayor of Haren, having served in that role since the nation's independence in 1996. The official website states that Ray was elected to the post by unanimous vote, "possibly because of the fact he is just entirely too wonderful." Although in reality, he appointed himself to the post. Immediately after being elected, Ray claimed supreme monarchy-style powers and abolished all future elections to ensure his appointment for life. As Lord High Mayor, Ray possessed the authority to issue "immediate corporal punishment." This severely limited freedom of the press in Haren, as anyone who spoke badly about Ray was subject to untold physical punishment. | ||
He enjoys drinking Jack Daniels and operating | He enjoys drinking Jack Daniels and operating amateur (Ham) radio. | ||
==Agriculture== | ==Agriculture== | ||